Today Mum was saying "Yes yes Berb Berbie yes yes" so I went in to see
what she wanted and she said
"I wasn't calling you".
"Well why are you saying my name?"
"It's just easy. What have you been doing?"
"Cooking. I have to have food to feed to you."
"I couldn't possibly eat all the food you've been cooking."
She makes me laugh. I can't help it.